‘Find You A Man Who Will Fraud Securities For You’ (Video)

When it comes to finding a romantic partner, Trevor Noah has some new advice for women: Find a man who is willing to cheat on you, like Donald Trump apparently tried to do for Melania. .

According to a report this week in The Washington Post, a whistleblower at Truth Social revealed that the twice-impeached former president pushed another executive to give some of his shares in the social media company to Melania Trump and then When they did not comply, they were fired. ,

“Which is just… so romantic!” Noah joked. “Yes ladies, find you A man who will do securities fraud for you! are u joking?”

Somewhat jokingly – this is Trevor Noah – the late night host noted that giving your wife a share in your company is “a strange gift”, noting that it seems Trump forgot Melania’s birthday and asked her At the last minute I was scrambling to find something to give.

“The funny thing is, Truth Social is such a failure of a company that it probably didn’t even want shares, you know?” Noah said. “It’s almost like when your kids give you that gift, but it’s like a piece of macaroni art for your birthday. She was probably just like, ‘Oh, so cute, you think it’s worth something .Thanks Donald.'”

All that said, Noah said he is actually on Donald Trump’s side in this situation – because everyone involved should have expected something like this to happen.

“It’s the year 2022. If you go into business with Donald Trump, and you wonder if you got scammed, it’s on you,” Noah said. “What were you thinking? ‘I know the last man Trump worked with was almost hanged by an angry mob, but I think I am Will be OK!”

You can watch the full segment from “The Daily Show” in the video above.

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