Hillary Clinton celebrated her 75th birthday on Wednesday, so there were some speculations about the texts Jimmy Fallon received throughout the day on Wednesday night. The late-night host imagined messages from logistical suspects like Bill Clinton and Joe Biden, but he also had a few others in the mix — including Trump and Adidas.
First on Fallon’s list was Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who the host suspected of planning a surprise party for Clinton. But uh, it wasn’t necessarily a big surprise.
“I’m giving you a surprise party where you get on a plane and I drop you off somewhere that’s a surprise,” read the fictional text, mocking DeSantis, the migrants flying into Martha’s Vineyard. widely criticized move, but luring them on the plane with false promises about where they were going.
Russian President Vladimir Putin also made the roster with Senator Bernie Sanders and President Joe Biden. Sanders and Biden’s texts looked very similar, with Fallon joking that they both probably used talk-to-text to send it, resulting in messy recordings.
Of course, Fallon made sure to get Trump’s birthday wishes in there too, speculating that his text made a point of emphasizing Clinton’s age.
“Happy birthday literally to the only 75-year-old woman I’ve ever known,” Fallon joked.
Even Adidas made the list, with the “Tonight Show” host suggesting that the brand send “70,000 pairs of free Yeezy’s” to Clinton this week after she dropped Kanye West and his deal, the rapper Following the opposing comments made by.
And yes, Hillary’s own husband, Bill Clinton, wrote a separate “Happy Birthday! Hope you’re doing well.” (Indeed, Bill Clinton posted in honor of his wife’s birthday, but it was actually heartfelt, with the former president saying that “a day doesn’t go by when I don’t feel like the luckiest person alive”) ).
You can watch Fallon’s full monologue in the video above.
