The 10 cheesiest movie pick-up lines of all time

From the classic one-liner, “Was your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes,” to the more modern twist, “Are you Google Maps? Because you just showed me the way to my heart,” there have been cheap pick-up lines for movies for decades. The list is seemingly endless, with some funny, some cringe-worthy, and some straight out of an ’80s rom-com.


Some notable mentions include “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?” from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, “Do I Know You From Somewhere? Have We Met Before?” from She’s All That: “Was that cannon fire, or is my heart beating?” from Casablanca and perhaps the most famous “You had me at hello” by Jerry Maguire. Here are some cheesy movie pick-up lines that will make you swoon, laugh, or feel like falling in love.

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10 “I may be the outlaw, but you’re the one who steals my heart.”

Thelma and Louise
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Thelma and Louise follows the story of two best friends who go on a road trip gone wrong. On their road trip, they stop at a bar where a local man accosts Thelma, and Louise shoots him. Fleeing the scene, the two best friends encounter a man named JD (played by Brad Pitt), a convicted armed robber. Thelma and JD love each other and spend the night together, only for Thelma to discover that JD has run off with her money. While they’re in bed, the awesomely handsome JD regales Thelma with stories of all the places he’s been robbed and Thelma is intrigued by him. She finally asks him, “You really are an outlaw, aren’t you?” To which he replies, “I may be the outlaw, but you’re the one who steals my heart.”

9 “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

When Harry Met Sally movie download
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When Harry met Sally is a classic romantic comedy that explores the complexities of relationships and the idea that the person you’re meant to be with has sometimes always been right in front of you. It has everything a romantic movie should have; a sweet meet cute, an emotionally unavailable man who falls in love and cheesy pick up lines.

The film follows the story of Harry (played by John Cusack), a man who doesn’t believe that men and women can just be friends without sex getting in the way, and Sally (played by Meg Ryan), a woman who believes the opposite. . . They fall in love, but Sally doesn’t think Harry loves her because of his past. At the end of the film, Harry changes his mind with this tear-jerking declaration of his love for her: “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want to spend the rest of your life as soon as possible. may begin.”

8 “I want all of you. Forever. Every day.”

Gosling and McAdams - The notebook
New line cinema

The notebook is another classic romantic movie that has become a fan favorite. It has emotional storytelling as well as great performances from the lead actors. The movie is based on Nicholas Spark’s novel of the same name, so naturally there are several cheesy pick up lines to make viewers swoon.

The film follows Allie (played by Rachel McAdams) and Noah (played by Ryan Gosling), two characters from different backgrounds. Noah goes off to battle, and Allie stays and gets engaged to a wealthy man named Lon. Their story is told in a series of flashbacks of their past and present. The past is when they fell in love, and the present is when Allie has Alzheimer’s disease, and Noah tries to help her remember him by reading the notebook that tells the story of how they fell in love. During one of their fights, Noah tells Allie, “I want all of you. Forever. Every day,” which takes the cake when it comes to promises to be with someone forever.

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7 “You make me want to be a better man.”

Jack Nicholson as good as it gets
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Nothing is more romantic than someone wanting to get better because they fell in love. In As well as possible in the given circumstances, Jack Nicholson stars as Melvin Udall, a cantankerous romantic fiction writer with OCD who is forced to care for his gay neighbor’s dog while navigating a complicated relationship with a waitress. When Melvin goes on a trip with Simon (played by Greg Kinnear) and Carol (played by Helen Hunt), he learns that he can be less grumpy and enjoy the best parts of life. Through his musings and growth, he offers viewers one of the sweetest, cheesiest pick-up lines: “You make me want to be a better man.”

6 “I’ve crossed seas of time to find you.”

Bram Stoker's Dracula
Columbia Photos

True love can last no matter what, as shown by Bram Stoker’s Dracula. This classic adaptation of Bram Stoker’s 1897 classic novel “Dracula” follows the story of a vampire count, Dracula (played by Gary Oldman), who moves from Transylvania to England in search of new blood and the woman he believes is his lost love. When Dracula returns to his wife, Elisabeta (played by Winona Ryder), he discovers she killed herself after learning he died. Dracula finds someone he believes is the reincarnation of his one true love, making him truly believe it’s possible to cross oceans of time and be with the love of your life.

5 “I noticed that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

Will Smith and Eva Mendes Hitch
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In towbar, Sara Melas (played by Eva Mendes), a beautiful gossip columnist, has had a long day and just wants to enjoy a drink at a bar when she is interrupted by Chip (played by David Wike), a man interested in a relationship with her. But after he drops the cheesy pick-up line, “I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend,” Sara tries to let him down gently, but Chip won’t take no for an answer. Luckily, she’s rescued by the handsome Hitch, a self-proclaimed “love doctor” who disappointingly doesn’t use cheesy pick-up lines, but they end up together anyway.

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4 “No, I don’t think I’m going to kiss you, although you desperately need kisses. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed often and by someone who knows how.”

Gone with the Wind movie download
Loews Inc.

Gone with the windIts stunning visuals, memorable characters and compelling score have made it a beloved classic of American cinema. Iconic kisses are expected in every romantic movie, and Gone with the wind delivers one. Scarlet (played by Vivien Leigh) is a headstrong woman who will go to any lengths to get the man she loves. Scarlet is in love with Ashley Wilkes (played by Leslie Howard), who is engaged to her cousin Melanie Hamilton (played by Olivia de Havilland). Despite her unrequited love for Ashley, Scarlett is determined to win him over, but her plans are disrupted by the outbreak of the Civil War. However, Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) becomes interested in Scarlet, but she won’t give him the time of day.

During a heated argument, Rhett says to Scarlet, “No, I don’t think I’ll kiss you, although you desperately need kisses. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed often and by someone who knows how.”

3 “The point is, uh, what I’m trying to say, very unintelligibly, is that, uh, in fact, maybe despite appearances, I like you a lot. Just the way you are.’

A scene from Bridget Jones' diary
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Stumbling over a declaration of love can be sweet and endearing, as evidenced by Bridget Jones’ Diary. Bridget (played by Renée Zellweger) is an insecure, slightly overweight woman who works as a publicist and is unhappy with her job and love life. So she decides to take control of her life by keeping a diary where she records her daily experiences, including her weight, smoking and drinking habits, and her attempts to find love. Bridget eventually finds love in Mark Darcy (played by Colin Firth), a family friend whom she is initially uninterested in dating. But he shows her how much she means to him by telling her unspoken but sincere that he likes her just the way she is, insecurities and all.

2 “I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m sure.”

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Beautiful lady has become a cultural phenomenon and is one of the best romantic movies ever. Julia Roberts plays the role of Vivian, a young woman who earns her living as a prostitute in LA. On the job, she meets Edward (played by Richard Gere), an uptight lawyer who can’t drive. When Edward gets lost on the street where Vivian works, she offers to show him around for a fee. They enter into a business transaction that culminates in an unlikely romance. When Edward takes Vivian to his hotel, he wants to take it easy, but in classic Vivian fashion, she tells him she’s sure.

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1 “We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a company with tough competitors. I love you. You… complete me.”

Show me the money
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A list of the cheesiest pick up lines isn’t complete without adding Jerry Maguire to it. The film features iconic scenes such as Jerry’s impassioned “You complete me” speech to Dorothy and the famous “Show me the Money” scene with Rod Tidwell. While Jerry (played by Tom Cruise) is away fulfilling his work commitments, he realizes that nothing means much to him if Dorothy (played by Renée Zellweger) isn’t by his side. When he gets back to her, he lets her know what she means to him in a heartfelt and emotional speech and tells her they live in a cynical world, but she completes him.

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