On Friday’s “Real Time,” Bill Maher cracked a lot of jokes about Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, who died at 96 on Thursday. And in addition to those (very funny) jokes, he also wondered whether his death meant the end that British citizens had in the hearts of British citizens with respect for him.
“You all know the big story. Sad day for inbreeding,” Maher joked as she pretended to bow her head in a show of respect. “Queen Elizabeth dies at 96, he says The cause of death was Meghan Markle’s podcast.”
“I like Queen, I do. She says her personal wealth was about half a billion dollars, worth a billion. That’s what you get to hear Matt Damon,” continued Maher, to cryptocurrency brokers Referring to Damon’s hilarious Super Bowl commercials.
“The White House has been saying for a long time that they did not know if Biden was going to attend the funeral. Finally said a few hours ago that he is. I didn’t doubt. Biden? Mayt? It’s like when the dog listens to your keys,” Maher said. “No, Biden sent his condolences to the people of England and said ‘if there’s anything we can do, we’re here to be your friend’.” And Trump also expressed condolences and said he could bury her in their golf course if they wanted.
“The grief is pouring in from all over, of course the British people are very upset. It is – Elton John is writing a new song, it’s called ‘Mustard in the Fridge’. Well, he’s obsessing over the fact that Diana was 36 and the Queen almost 100, mustard in the fridge. I think you lived your life like mustard in the fridge,” Maher said while parodying John’s song “Candle in the Wind”, originally about Marilyn Monroe and a tribute to Princess Diana after her 1997 death. rewritten as.
“We are all upset. I called Buckingham Palace to express my condolences, they said: ‘The new Queen, who is it? Maihar torn.
Later in the show, during the panel guest part, Maher revisited the subject. “I made a lot of jokes about the queen. I saw, whenever there was a British person, even you see who are classic, Sharon Osborne was here once, Piers Morgan, Andrew Sullivan. British people, this is not funny. It’s like ‘No, don’t call that an old bag.’ Whatever, ‘Noah’. They really, even the British people who came to America, they have a thing.
“My question is, is it just this woman? I think it died with her. I think Shraddha, I think she was the last. And now, Rajshahi, I’m not going to say that. It’s going away, but I think ‘No, don’t say anything about that,’ I think it’s going to go away,” he said.
Now watch the full monologue above.