After a joint press conference with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, President Joe Biden was caught on a hot mic this week saying “there’s nobody with Biden.” But “The Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon has an idea of what that whole conversation sounded like—and there were way too many f-bombs.
Biden delivered his remarks to Fort Myers Beach Mayor Ray Murphy on Wednesday, when Biden appeared with DeSantis to update the public on hurricane relief measures. The comment drew widespread attention, both positive and negative, from predictable sources.
“Biden basically has two ways: Sweet Grandpa and the Tarantino movie,” joked Fallon. “Biden seems like a rude PI who wraps matters up by saying ‘nobody f—s with Biden’.”
On top of that, Fallon’s team tossed an end credits sequence, complete with an executive producer credit to Donald Bellisario and ’80s crime show music. But the host of The Tonight Show didn’t stop there. He “revealed” that the conversation between Biden and Murphy actually lasted a little longer, and ended up with the same footage, but with new, expanded audio.
“You f—with me, I f—with you,” imagined Fallon saying to Biden. “You hear me mom-er? If someone fs with you, tell them to stop f-ing f- off on the horse they’re riding, you f-ing f-. Thanks, and f – You.”
Elsewhere in the monologue, Fallon also poked fun at Biden’s recent legislative moves, including this week’s news that he would end felonies that were inflicted on people simply because of marijuana possession.
“Biden’s approval rating is about to be high for the first time,” joked Fallon.
You can watch the full monologue in the video above.
