“The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” offered ideas for several significant park upgrades for Walt Disney World on Tuesday after Ron DeSantis signed a law that would have put governance of the park district in Florida’s hands .
The crafty minds behind the show’s fake news alert segments made many of the upgrades park visitors can now expect, including the ability for guests to hunt in the grounds—complete with rifles and camouflage gear delivered A-OK. Went.
The segment begins with a newsreader dealing with news du jour, that DeSantis put his pen where his mouth was and stripped Disney of his control of the Reedy Creek Improvement District, which under Walt and his Used to inspect the surrounding land, infrastructure and public services. Disney World.
On video of DeSantis signing the law at a table surrounded by white men, a news anchor wrote, “The move is being seen as punishment after the company opposed DeSantis’ so-called ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law. “
Then laughter ensues as the video rolls of exploding fireworks that light up a dark night sky behind a grand but majestic Disney World castle.
An excited voiceover says, “We’ve just received our marching orders here at Disney Parks and are thrilled to announce the update to our newly devoked Magic Kingdom.”
The list includes:
- A Hall of Presidents that will no longer include parts of American history DeSantis supporters don’t want to talk about (including an Abraham Lincoln whose sole accomplishment was creating the Department of Agriculture)
- An Animal Kingdom where guests can now hunt
- Updated parkour character costumes with realistic genitalia to make their genders “obviously clear”
- “Encanto” character Bruno will also not be talked about, as he has been sent to Martha’s Vineyard as per “The Late Show” bit.
Things come to a head after the theme song for “It’s a Small World” with lyrics from a trademark fake news alert jingle Little Adjusted – “It is a straight world after all. Watching RuPaul is wrong.”
Watch the full segment of “The Late Show” below.
