Comedian Chris Rock unleashed his full fury on Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith during his live “Selective Outrage” Netflix special Saturday night, blaming them both for the bad blood that led the Oscar-nominated actor to attend last year’s Academy Awards. I slapped Rock.
It wasn’t until the end of the one-hour special that he erupted with a year’s worth of heartburn. He said about Pinkett Smith’s comments that she should quit hosting the Oscars, where she mocked the boycott of her and Will’s 2016 ceremony Because Will was not nominated for his performance in “Concussion”.
Rock said that the slap had nothing to do with him, noting that it was sparked by Smith’s frustration over his relationship with his wife. He mocked their “confused” status, saying, “Everyone called Will Ab,” with Jada chuckling, “But I’m the one he hit.” Rock was referring to Smith and Pinkett Smith’s open marriage and specifically her relationship with a younger man, August Alsina, which was the subject of widespread gossip.
“Will Smith practices selective outrage. Everyone who really knows knows I had nothing to do with it. I had no entanglements, ”he said bluntly. “I don’t normally talk about this s-s, but for some reason these n-s put it on the internet. It hurt him more than it hurt me.
He couldn’t believe she was still offended by the 2016 joke: “It’s like that. He started it. I finished it. No one is picking up on this b.
The Rock also said that when people ask if a slap hurts, he replies, “Yeah it hurt. It still hurts. ‘Summertime’ started playing in my ears. But I don’t hurt.” , baby. You’ll never see me on Oprah. I loved that hit [Manny] Pacquiao.”
He began the show by saying, “I’m going to do a show tonight without offending anyone, but you never know who might be triggered. People say they always say words that hurt. That’s what they say. ‘You have to see it, because words hurt. Anyone who says words hurt has never been punched in the face,'” he said at the top of the show as he found the Kardashians, Meghan Markle and her own children were seen being targeted.
In addition to the Will and Jada brawl, he also dropped this loaded joke: “OJ Simpson killed two white guys and he got away with it. This is totally ‘the other kind of black excellence,'” he told the crowd. Hoop said. He also joked that Robert Kardashian, who was part of Simpson’s legal dream team, was cursed for it. “From that point forward, for the rest of eternity until the end of time, his daughters only ns Are going to fuck. Crazy n-ez,” he said, referring to Kanye West and Lamar Odom.
After learning why Snoop Dogg does so many commercials now, Rock said, “I’m not disrespecting Snoop. The last thing I need is another rapper mad at me,” a sentiment he Echoed after a comment about Jay-Z.
Rock launched into his theme of the evening: “The thing I have a problem with is selective outrage,” he said, pointing at Lululemon, “a sign that says we can’t tolerate racism, sexism, discrimination, or Don’t support. Hate.” His joke that instead of non-racist $100 yoga pants, he’d rather $20 racist yoga pants,” got a big laugh.
He also took aim at Meghan Markle, saying she should have known the British royal family was racist. “They invented colonialism,” he said. But he dismissed some of the things he told Oprah Winfrey, such as someone worrying about how dark Archie was going to be. “Some of them – she went through, it’s not racism. They’re just some in-laws -.
“We’re going there tonight,” he laughed. “You can’t tell any of these jokes at work,” before leaving that it’s okay for her to talk about abortion because it’s a women’s issue: “I paid for more abortions than anyone in this room.” Have done,” he shouted the crowd. “I’m pro-choice. I believe that women should have the right to kill children. They should kill as many children as they want,” joked that women should be able to kill children up to the age of four. Must be, or until they get their first report card: “They’re never getting a scholarship.”
Rock also called out his daughters for being spoiled: “Them Rock girls are spoiled. And I did it, man,” adding that his daughters fence, ride horses and ski and go to Disneyland. I receive the “Illuminati” package. While their daughter Lola went on a class trip to Portugal – “My class went to the Bronx Zoo, saw a gorilla in shock.” When Rock’s daughter went AWOL during a class trip, he went to the dean and asked him to bail her out, “so she doesn’t end up on OnlyFans or something.”
Before Rock took the stage in Baltimore, Arsenio Hall, who was part of the pre-show from The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, joked, “Will Smith won’t [enjoy this special], I bet he slapped the F off TV tonight.
