Seth Meyers wants Donald Trump to be allowed back on Twitter this week — and no, it’s not because he’s itching for his comment on the Mar-a-Lago raid. He wants Trump’s unfiltered to be another “extremely sensitive” global matter that affects “the safety and security of the entire world”: Harry Styles and Chris Pines’ spitgate.
While the “Late Night” host spent Thursday’s close look at various GOP politicians to task for their growing hypocrisy, while supporting Trump after an FBI raid exposed classified and foreign nuclear documents, he Allowed moment of leverage for the running “Dawn” of the week. ‘Tea Worry Darling’ Drama.
“Let’s just take a step back and let it soak in how crazy this is,” Meyers said. “The former president had a bunch of highly classified material lying around the basement of his country club about highly sensitive global affairs that affect the safety and security of the entire world — and no, I’m Harry Styles spitting on Chris Pine. I’m not talking about.”
Pausing to the laughter of the audience, Meyers lamented the fact that the former president, who was impeached twice for that occasion and on that occasion alone, was not allowed to return to Twitter.
“I would say, this is one of those extremely rare pop culture moments here where I wish Trump had his Twitter back for a minute so we could see what was almost certainly a psychological and totally very That would be weird,” Meyers joked.
Making his best Trump impression, Meyers then read what he imagined one of those tweets might look like.
“Many people are saying hair no-style spit (doodle?) on one of our great American kids at the Venus Film Festival,” he read. “Could it have been gum or mint (Tic Tac)??? Too many germs – no good! Sleepy Joe should act!!!! #WHERESHUNTERSLAPTOP”
“I would say the guy knew how to tweet – but he clearly didn’t, and that’s what made it so special,” the host concluded.
Watch Thursday’s full Closer Look segment in the video above.
